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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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