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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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