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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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