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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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