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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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