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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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