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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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