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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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