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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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