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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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