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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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