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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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