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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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