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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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