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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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