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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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