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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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