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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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