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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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