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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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