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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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