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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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