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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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