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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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