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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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