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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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