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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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