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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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