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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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