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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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