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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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