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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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