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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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