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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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