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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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