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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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