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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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