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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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