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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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