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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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