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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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