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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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