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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘
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