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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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