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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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