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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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