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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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