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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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