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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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