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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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